At Age 4: Success is..... Not peeing in your pants;
At Age 6: Success is..... Finding your way home (From school);
At Age 12: Success is... Having friends;
At Age 18: Success is... Having a driver's license;
At Age 20: Success is... Having sex;
At Age 35: Success is... Having money;
At Age 45: Success is... Having money;
At Age 55: Success is... Having money;
At Age 60: Success is... Having sex;
At Age 65: Success is... Keeping a driver's license;
At Age 70: Success is... Having friends;
At Age 75: Success is... Finding your way home (From anywhere)!
At Age 80: Success is... Not peeing in your pants!

So what's all the fuss about?!